Automobiles
Wednesday, 03.26.08 @ 12:03AM 
The time is here that I weigh the cost of driving to the convenience store up the hill for $3.50 milk as compared to driving two miles to the supermarket to buy $3 milk. I think about the cost-benefit ratio of taking my kids to see their grandmother (the one who lives 17 miles away). That’s just sad. Gone are the days when we’d joyride around the countryside for hours on lunch money. The car would break down a few times before we got home, but that was back when a teenager could fix a car with a few tools (and a coat hanger and duct tape). And vacation? If we go to any of our normal getaway spots this year, the gas will cost more than the hotel! Still, I don’t mind sticking close to home... my friends are all here on the internet anyway!
How to Beat High Gas Prices
How far can you go after the gas light in your car comes on? At Tank on Empty you can check your car model’s performance, add information, or submit a story. (via The Presurfer)
Making streets safer, by getting rid of traffic lights, stop signs, and sidewalks. Huh?
License to Rant is a blog of license plates, particularly vanity plates that cause you to scratch your head and wonder what they were thinking. Some are so hard to decipher that commenters leave their best guess. (via Grow~A~Brain)
Ten Weird, Wild & Wonderful Japanese Cars We Never Got to Buy.
If you never read about cars, you’ll want to make an exception for this one. Jeremy Clarkson (whose reviews are always worth reading) was supposed to write a review of the Renault Laguna Sport Tourer Dynamique. He didn’t much like the car, so he wrote a wonderful piece about why people wash their cars. Or don’t. (via Dark Roasted Blend)
What causes traffic jams? A team of mathematicians from the University of Exeter explain some are the result of a “backwards traveling wave.’ Something to think about the next time you’re stopped in traffic.
Top Ten Extreme Cars from SEMA 2007. (via Dark Roasted Blend)
Peculiar Streets around the World.
How well do you know Hollywood cars? I got 80% on this quiz, although I hadn’t seen a lot of the movies involved. (via Geek Like Me)
Rejected Names for Cars
(via Bits and Pieces)
1. Dodge Battering Ram
2. BMW 325,000,000
3. Mercedes Hahaha peasant
4. Audi, Pardner
5. Ford Vehicle
6. Cadillac Emperor
7. Subaru Hippie Chick
8. Mercury Expectation
9. Buick Potentate
10. Lexus Cougar
11. Pontiac International Man of Mystery
12. Saturn Zeus
13. VW Hipster
14. Chrysler Going out of Business Sale
15. Saab Story
16. Jeep BBQ
17. Toyota Soccer Mom
18. Porsche Paprika
19. Jaguar Commoner
20. Hummer MILF
LISCENCE PLATES
(from Snopes)
Allowing motorists to obtain personalized plates provides them with an opportunity to obtain something distinctively unique, something that commands far more attention than the usual humdrum string of letters and digits. Sometimes, though, one's choice of license plate can command an unexpected and undesirable form of attention.
In 1979 a Los Angeles man named Robert Barbour found this out the hard way when he sent an application to the California Department of Motor Vehicles requesting personalized license plates for his car. The DMV form asked applicants to list three choices in case one or two of their desired selections had already been assigned.
Barbour, a sailing enthusiast, wrote down "SAILING" and "BOATING" as his first two choices; when he couldn't think of a third option, he wrote "NO PLATE," meaning that if neither of his two choices was available, he did not want personalized plates. Plates reading "BOATING" and "SAILING" had indeed already been assigned, so the DMV, following Barbour's instructions literally, sent him license plates reading "NO,PLATE." Barbour was not thrilled that the DMV had misunderstood his intent, but he opted to keep the plates because of their uniqueness.
Four weeks later he received his first notice for an overdue parking fine, from faraway San Francisco, and within days he began receiving dozens of overdue notices from all over the state on a daily basis. Why? Because when law enforcement officers ticketed illegally parked cars that bore no license plates, they had been writing "NO PLATE" in the license plate field. Now that Barbour had plates bearing that phrase, the DMV computers were matching every unpaid citation issued to a car with missing plates to him.
Barbour received about 2,500 notices over the next several months. He alerted the DMV to the problem, and they responded in a typically bureaucratic way by instructing him to change his license plates. But Barbour had grown too fond of his plates by then to want to change them, so he instead began mailing out a form letter in response to each citation. That method usually worked, although occasionally he had to appear before a judge and demonstrate that the car described on the citation was not his.
A couple of years later, the DMV finally caught on and sent a notice to law enforcement agencies requesting that they use the word NONE rather than NO PLATE to indicate a cited vehicle was missing its plates. This change slowed the flow of overdue notices Barbour received to a trickle, about five or six a month, but it also had an unintended side effect: Officers sometimes wrote MISSING instead of NONE to indicate cars with missing license plates, and suddenly a man named Andrew Burg in Marina del Rey started receiving parking tickets from places he hadn't visited either. Burg, of course, was the owner of a car with personalized plates reading "MISSING."
Nonetheless, some motorists still choose personalized plates destined to land them in similar trouble. Jim Cara of Elsmere, Delaware, found that out the hard way when he selected the phrase "NOTAG" for the license of his Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle in 2004:
Jim Cara wanted a vanity license tag that would make people laugh. But when he chose "NOTAG" for the plate on his Suzuki Hayabusa, a sleek blue and silver motorcycle with a speedometer that reaches 220 mph, the joke backfired. The new tag arrived Saturday under an avalanche of Wilmington parking violations. "All the traffic tickets say, 'Notice of violation. License number: no tag,'" Cara said.
City computers, talking to state Division of Motor Vehicles computers, had finally found an address for ticketed vehicles that lacked license tags: Cara's home in Elsmere.
"I messed up the system so bad," Cara said. "I wonder if they can put me in jail or something?"
He has received more than 200 violation notices. The mail carrier came twice on Saturday. Cara opened a few. They ranged from $55 to $125 for violations such as meter expirations.
Cara, 43, who works for the American Motorcycle Association, said he's been a lifelong prankster. This time, though, "the cleanup is going to be worse than the joke," he said.
Previously at Miss Cellania: Automotive, Car Buying, Cars, Cars and Driving, Driving Lessons, Gas Pains, Traffic, Traffic Jam, Traffic Problems, Vehicles, and Women Drivers.
Thought for today: It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
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Reader Comments (4)
Loved the story about the vanity plates.
I even went to http://www.lingo2word.com/translate.php to translate the texted code MILF. Miss C!!! I was shocked ROTFLMAO.
I drive a Saturn Ion. Being my only vehicle, I expect much of it. Especially in June, when it's storm-chasing-for-photos time. Now, I didn't opt for vanity plates, but the ones I drew were rather ironic, all things considered: IOK (with three digits thereafter). For those who know me and tend to deny it when asked, the irony is me out there in the midst of meteorologic ca-ca, with plates that say IOK... ;-)
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