There are beautiful dogs and ugly dogs, but for every dog, there should be someone who loves them. I say “should” because the shelters are full of dogs who need a home. Please have yours spayed or neutered so there won’t be more. The joy of a dog is in his loyalty and unconditional devotion to his leader (alpha). When no one else loves you, your dog does. While your cat may want to be alone occasionally, your dog never does. Your dog is always open for suggestions, and almost always wants to do whatever activity you are doing. You can’t find a spouse like that! Or friends! Or children!



Dogs Just Want To Have Fun (via Arbroath)

The dog’s name was Shithead.

Puppy tummy. (via Dump Trumpet)

A puppy with a heart-shape spot in its fur was born in May in Japan. Breeder Emiko Sakurada has no plans to sell "Heart-kun". (via Fark)

Sugar, the two-legged wonder dog.

Dog-end towel holder. (via Dump Trumpet)

Stubby the Military Dog.

Walking the Dog

(va Bits and Pieces)
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the> block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father.  I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a> walk around the block?  I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

 

Khoi Vinh knows how his dog Mister President thinks. He contructed this flowchart to show how he (and other dogs) think. Makes plenty of sense to me! (via Look at This)

 

Talking Dog

(via Phil’s Phun)
A young farm lad from Tennessee goes off to college, but about 1/3 ofthe way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.

Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy.

"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at the University of Tennessee that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course."

So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.

About 2/3 waythrough the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this -they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ," says his father,

"No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

His father sends the money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read.

So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.

"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin'around with that little redhead who lives in town?'

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a b*#@ before he talks toyour Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

(The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)

Dog Beats Owner. At Wii Tennis. (via b3ta)

Previously at Miss Cellania: Dogs, Dog Humor, Dogs and Cats, Dogs and More Dogs, and Puppy Dogs.

Thought for today: The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  ~Samuel Butler

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