Diet Management

Every morning, I have every intention of starting a serious diet. My best-laid plans become derailed by circumstances (and yes, my lack of willpower). The kids get ready for school early enough to earn breakfast at the drive-through, where I have tons of coupons for half-price bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits. Then I remember we are out of milk, so I run by the grocery, where they have a huge display of half-price donuts right by the checkout. Then I continue my blogging job and run across something very funny about Easter baskets, which reminds me of the leftover chocolate in my desk drawer. Mom calls and asks if I liked the cake she sent home after dinner the other day. After school, Princess is ravenous, so she makes macaroni and cheese, which is more than enough for one kid...  you see? I can’t win!

 
Dancing Office Worker (via Arbroath)

A not-so-entertaining male dance can be seen at Arbroath.

Now I've seen everything. Deep Fried Balls of Butter.

Celebrity diets gone too far. Don’t panic, these are Photoshopped. (via the Presurfer)

Or, celebrity diets gone the other direction.

More celebrities as fat people.

Ideal Weight Calculator.

I love my big ole butt!

If you doubt the power of exercise, take a look at what four years of training can do. The first six months did wonders, but I also really admire this guy's persistance over the years!

THE RELATIONSHIP

"Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."

Suck It In (via Bits and Pieces)

This is when I knew I needed to think about dieting.

Previously on Miss Cellania: Diet, Diet Tips, and Does My Butt Look Big in This?

Thought for today: I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  -Tommy Cooper

PS Since it's Friday the 13th, you might also want to check out my post on Friday the 13th. 

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Comments

[Walter]

I know the feeling, women are always feeding me too much good things to eat. my waist was 32 now it is 34

[Carlos]

Once upon a time I entertained the throught of becoming a chef (going to school and everything). I'm glad I didn't. I love food too much. I'd be a freaki'n whale!

[Jules]

How did you get that picture of me trying to do up my pants?

[LisaBinDaCity]

I have a hard enough time fighting the diet wars on my own! I can't even imagine how tough it must be with kids in the mix...

[Ed]

Interesting photos of the guy getting in shape (and getting a hernia. That's impressive but funny) Also the little video of the guy on the beach sucking it up. Made me laugh outloud.

[se7en]

LOL, loved the guy with the humongous burger!

[nyc educator]

Sorry to ruin the fun with a serious comment, but I read a book called Sugar Busters, which you can probably get in any library. It showed me how to take off weight without being miserable. I'm about thirty pounds lighter than I was four years ago.

[LAZY]

Man... Ms. C. ~ If I would have seen this sooner... I don't think I would have had that burger tonight! ~ jb///