<sub><sup>I’ve been telling you about Biscuit, the kitten who walked into our house and took over. Everyone loves him, even the old cat, Go Go. I think its because we were desperately low on testosterone in this household. Anyway, both my daughters are nuts about him. They dress him up, carry him around (even outside), feed him treats constantly, and fight over who gets to pet him next. Its a hard life for a little cat. Not really so little anymore, Biscuit is bigger than Go Go now and shows no signs or stopping this growth spurt. My girls decided the most fun business they could possibly open would be a Cat Daycare facility. You can see the signs they put up. “We will make them happy.” There’s something just a little pathetic about that. It reminds me of when I was a kid, and thought nobody loved me and my life had no purpose, except maybe to make my cat happy. Charlie Brown felt like that about his dog, to Snoopy’s advantage. Now I find that cats are a source of amusment, as you will see in these links.

Neatorama’s Top 15 Amazingly Fat Cats.</sup></sub>

<sub><sup>There’s nothing funnier than a startled cat. Scare the Cat is collection of classic scaredy cat videos. You‘ll have to click on YouTube and go to their website to see the top one, so don’t let that discourage you from enjoying the others.

Its also fun to make a cat chase his tail!</sup></sub>

_{^{The Daily Kitten. A new kitten everyday, at 3:07 PM.}}

_{^{Play the game Cat Vac and save the suicidal kitties.. if you can!}}

_{^{You don’t have to understand Japanese to get a kick out of this story of a kitten and a rooster.}}

_{^{Teach your cat to use the toilet with the Citykitty Complete Toilet-Training Kit!}}

^{_{The video features about four minutes of cats making you laugh. (via Arbroath)}}

_{^{This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'bay auction' websites, fbi.com, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts.}}

_{^{The Calvin Pelorian Cat Project, A gallery of cats doing all kinds of non-cat things.}}

<sub><sup>Skunkfeathers on the Cat Monster.

The No-Hands Kitty Gallery.</sup></sub>

_{^{Cat blogs}}

_{^{Moggy
Kitty
Ripley}}

THE CAT CAME BACK

(lifted from Wulfweard)
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone! I'm lost and need directions!"

_{^{Play a tune on the Cat Bass!}}

_{^{Music Video: Hiss of Death by Litterbox.}}

_{^{Rock the Catbox.}}

<sub><sup>Techno-cat music video.


I started out with ONE kitty,
I couldn't resist her face.
Then, I realized she had a sister,
and there were TWO kitties at my place.

A friend had to move away,
and her kitty couldn't go.
So, of course, I took her in;
and I had THREE cats, wouldn't you know.

Numbers FOUR and FIVE
were orphaned one day.
I added them to our family
and watched them all at play.

Little number SIX
showed up at our door.
I saw no harm in another,
but weakly said, "No more!"

What would you have done,
if number SEVEN was left one night?
Part of an abandoned litter,
EIGHT, NINE, TEN...I didn't put up a fight.

We were a growing family,
but how much bigger...?
A tiny little lost kitty,
I named number ELEVEN Tigger.

The last two to join us,
numbers TWELVE and THIRTEEN;
were Christmas gifts from Santa.
Meet Sara and Eileen.

I love them all dearly.
They each own my heart.
Who would have ever expected
THIRTEEN kitties at the start?

Each one has a name,
you've met Tigger, Sara and Eileen.
Now meet Tara, Patches, Whiskers,
Topaz, Zesty and Irene.

Over here are the rest
of my little family.
Bootsie, Kira, Lucy,
and the littlest one, Misty.

Every life should have NINE cats,
sometimes even more than that.
The joy they bring is endless,
so open your heart and home to a CAT.</sup></sub>

_{^{Cat Translation Dictionary.}}

_{^{Cat with two tongues.}}

_{^{This cat has something to say, but we can’t figure out what language he’s speaking.}}

_{^{Perpetual motion machine involving a falling cat and a falling piece of buttered toast. With a picture!}}

_{^{Here's a video of the world's most expensive cat toy. (via Arbroath)}}

<sub><sup>Previously on Miss Cellania:
Cat
Cats and Kittens
Cyclops Kitten

Thought for today: So many cats, so few recipes.

humor links video funny games cats kittens feline</sup></sub>