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Saturday, 06.17.06 @ 12:13AM 
I didn’t quite get Boingboinged yesterday, but I was linked in an item that did. Thanks, Neatorama, for bringing me quite a few new international visitors! A few, like, a few thousand; I had to purchase more bandwidth again! That kind of thing makes me feel like, all powerful and stuff. Alex has been good to me, and this new site needs all the help it can get. However, there are some of you who are still linking to the old site, so when you get a chance, please update your blogroll to read http://www.misscellania.com This means you, Jellybean!
Congratulations to Carl, king of the comments, on the syndication of his opinions from Simply Left Behind! See what a position on my blogroll can get you?
Here’s the “Laugh Out Loud” award winner for this week. Bornfool gave the answers, and asked his readers to come up with the questions. Then he posted the best ones. Don’t read this with a mouthful of coffee.
Since I need to get a job, and I may have to move, I can use all the advice I can get. The Useless Men have a novel approach to the problem of moving one’s household possessions.
Bloggers are needed for a tribute to the victims of 9/11! The idea is to get 2,996 bloggers to each write a tribute to one of the 2,996 people who died in the terrorist attacks. If you are interested, get the details here.
In checking my referrals this week, I saw a search that scared me. I sure hope whoever it was got the proper information, because s/he sure didn’t find it here!
I’ve seen several places around the Blogosphere where the talk is of funny spam. Dr. Blogstein calls it “creative spam”. So I took a look at whats in my bulk folder. Here‘s a classic example:
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It had an attachment which was an ad in normal English for a predatory lender. Whats funny is that the attachment was named “delusion”!
I stayed at a nice hotel last weekend, but something tells me the one with this room sign (right) in Cambodia probably wouldn't reach the Holiday Inn standards.
Arbroath found the Blog of the Day: Long Awkward Pose. People look foolish when posing for a picture. So tell your loved ones you would like to take their photo... then secretly videotape them the whole time.
Citizen X has some National Security Agency items up for grabs at eBay. He’s going to need the profits to get out of the trouble he’ll surely get into!
THE QUICKIE
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Take a look back at a time when psychotropic drugs were legal and available over the counter. Give that baby some morphine!
Billy Idol: The Nuclear Mix.
Game: The Brittany Spears baby Drop. Pretty much self-explanatory.
This is better than psychotherapy! The Laughing Swing. Take a ride and get the giggles! (via Arbroath)
Here’s a rare picture of an incredible F1 accident. You won’t believe your eyes!
Gags and Gals, eight minutes of musical shorts from the 1940s. Good for putting a smile on your face!
Darwin Dating, “online dating minus the ugly people”. A new dating service that lets people rate whether you are atrractive enough to join!
The world’s only epic poem on Dentistry.
The Six Types of Sex
The first is Smurf Sex. This occurs during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, in the kitchen on the table, etc.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex.
There is a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This happens when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
The sixth kind of sex is Social Security Sex -- that's when you get a little once a month but it's not enough to live on.
The annual Mooning of Amtrak is coming up July 8th. You certainly don’t want to miss it!
This is Coffee, a 1961 loving tribute to America’s favorite beverage.
This is what happens when your Dad is graphic designer. (via the Presurfer)
A list of dirty-sounding names that belong to real people. (via Arbroath)
Fat kid jumps on inflatable boat. Its horrible! Its horrible! Its funny!
Thought for today: Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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Reader Comments (14)
The post from Neatorama was also 'Farked' yesterday. http://www.fark.com
Interweb big time! Congratulations!
I am tickled pink for you! Best wishes for lots and lots of hits!
I have gotten some of those spam letters that run disjointed words together in such a way they are almost poetic. It's a bit freaky LOL
Hope you have a great weekend!
Back in the days before I got edumacated, I wuz told that there were only three stages in a male's sex life: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly.
I suppose Viagra altered that equation...
Marti, thanks! And I had to buy yet more bandwidth since I wrote this. But I'm not complaining.
Skunk, you will surely find yourself quoted in a future post. I'm working on one called "Male Sexuality", and I certainly can't rely on MY expertise!
Well anyway, bully for you!
Joe, I've never heard of Lifehackers, but I will check it out. Digg confuses me. I'm blonde.
Thanks, Dick, you are a sweetie.
Carl, no, I'm actually much younger.
Joey, I've experienced a couple of these, but I'm not saying which ones!
Jules, would that be the fat kid and the boat? I do particularly like that one.
Barbara, OK, we won't ask, but you need to write up a report for us!
In the blogging world hits are good, links are better, comments are great, and discussion is best, at least for hobby bloggers.
thanks for all the support and reading my blog.
As for me being part of the mix in your "perfect man" scenario.
I wish I was the humorous one not adventurous one.
Damn.
Phil