Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends, we’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside! With my apologies to ELP, its time for the 22nd Carnival of Crazy, chock full of links to strange things going on all over, submitted by folks from all over. I volunteered for this hosting gig, because 1. I need the publicity for my new URL (which BTW is http://misscellania.squarespace.com in case you want to link me) and b. putting this together is a lot like what I do every day here, so its no trouble. Let me know which of these crazy links you like best!

 The Trampoline Hang, done the correct way, and the not-so-correct way. Ouch! (via Arbroath)

Musikdude posted a story that made tears roll down my cheeks from laughing. Too good not to share!

Have you ever heard of ferrofluids? Go take a look at this crazy video!

Body Building’s Extreme Women.

If you enjoy dressing up online paper dolls (and who doesn't), you'll love Maynard.

Hummer into Dummer

From the folks at American Inventor Spot, here’s a list of wacky products you won’t believe! I want a few of these, like the french fry holder for your car, or the stab-your-boyfriend knife holder, shown here.

A sermon thats a little different.

There may be a problem canceling your credit card if you die. So do it now!

How to make your own flamethrower out of everyday plumbing supplies.

Time for a game! Battleship is now available in an online, multiplayer form, called Sink My Ship.

Lelia Thomas brings us the popular Evolution of Dance! You’ll like this.

Patently Silly, reporting on what is keeping the government patent office so busy.

I think this story belongs in the Weekly World News: A Green Kitten! Whether its true or not, it IS crazy!

SEX IN THE NEWS

This teacher has a novel defense in a sex-with-student case.
In case you forget your checks when you go to pay the water bill, this mayor will take it out in trade.
Ask your daughters if they’ve ever played Boob Tag.
Husband injured in a domestic dispute of the horrible kind.
Ed tells me they can grow a real human penis in the lab. Before you know, everyone will want one!

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Grading the Career of Tom Hanks Hair.

Julie’s Tacky Treasures. Kitsch gone wild! (via the Presurfer)

The Best Visual Illusion of the Year contest was recently held in Florida. This is the winning entry, the Freezing Rotation Illusion. (via Neatorama)

THE RIVER

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, “Shall We Gather at the River.”

 
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Previously on Miss Cellania: Carnival of Crazy #16 

Thought for today: If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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