Bald Men

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Women obsess on their weight and figures for a reason: because men are so judgemental about it. But why do men obsess over hair loss? On an internet group recently, we had a discussion on baldness. One guy asked about it. One guy refrained from discussing, except for a remark about his own flowing locks (he’s young). The rest of the entire discussion consisted of the women all saying baldness doesn’t bother us in the least. Actually, its a sign of maleness, and who can argue with that? It may be a sign of aging, but women obsess on the age of their partners way less than men do. So guys, you should thank your lucky stars we aren’t as shallow as you are!

That being said, most women would agree that toupees and combovers are a mistake. A pathetic attempt to fool the world into thinking you are something you aren’t. Most don’t look at all good. Give me a man who’s hairless and proud of it anyday over someone insecure enough to (try to) hide it!

Top 102 Signs You Are Going Bald.

Introducing Headblade, a razor especially for shaving your head. (via Neatorama)

Get the t-shirt!

The Bald Hall of Fame. There are some real hunks here!

If you can’t grow it on top, maybe you can grow it elsewhere! Gallery of beard and mustache champions.

 Bumper sticker on a bald guy's car:
"The more hair I lose - the more head I get!"

WHY?

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”

THE FUNERAL

When old Mr. O'Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned.  In preparation, Mrs. O'Leary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk.
 
"Please be sure to fasten his toupee to his head very securely.  No one but me knew he was bald", she confided, "and he'd never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point.  Our friends from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head before they're through paying their last respects."

"Rest assured, Mrs. O'Leary," comforted the undertaker, "I'll fix it so that toupee will never come off."

Sure enough, the day of the wake, the old timers were giving O'Leary's corpse quite a going-over, but the toupee stayed firmly in place. At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. O'Leary offered the undertaker an extra thousand dollars for handling the matter so professionally.

"Oh, I couldn't possibly accept your money," protested the undertaker.  "After all, what's a few nails?"

The search for the worst celebrity toupee.

Combover

TOON GALLERY

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Thought for today: See this, it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.

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Comments

[Tony]

Mocking Bald men..... not good i say... lol
I came in from Spicehut's.
Love ur blog.. very funny

[wulfweard]

In the UK most young males like to keep their hair short and if the start going bald they just shave their heads. Toupee's seem to be a thing of the past most if any any normally on men over 70 who have had them for years and since their heads shrink a little as they get older they begin to get more and more badly fitting until it just sits on the crown of the head like a birds nest.

[jules]

Bald men SOOO turn me on. I like the quote at the end...gonna have to remember that one.

[TSB]

Thanks for not giving up on me lately.....sorry I've been so scarce. THis post killed me...LOL

[Skunkfeathers57]

LOL...bald men of the world, unite!

Leaves me out ;-)

[Mike Ashley]

...Solar panel for a sex machine!... That was worth the price of admission.
...Great post, MC.

[Miss Cellania]

Tony, welcome! I'll make fun of anybody. especially myself. But I LOVE bald men (as well as hairy men)!

Wulfweard, same over here. I haven't seen a man using a toupee in a LONG time (except on TV).

Jules, I concur.

TSB, good to see you resurfacing!

Skunk, I had always pictured you as a hairy guy. I don't know why.

Mike, thanks!

[Old Horsetail Snake]

I feel so sorry for people who are bald and don't enjoy it. Really.

[Peter]

I missed this post in the excitement of my birthday Miss C, thank you for the mention.

[Vin Van Diesel]

For a good proverview of the bald issue, see Today Show segment on "Bald Men: Is it Hot or Not?" that was on recently. Panelists, including Tiki Barber, come to the conclusion that hot it is.
Search Google or "msn video" and type in the segment title above, or try this link:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&vid=a2cc4021-54c7-4453-86d2-a9112b10be28

[BB]

Good to know, but women are just as shallow regarding mates as men, they are just biologically attuned to be shallow regarding a man's status, wealth, power, etc. rather than the physical looks that men are biologically wired to be shallow about. You are no better than men, just different.