Size Matters
Wednesday, 02.08.06 @ 12:07AM 
Some people seem to be obsessed with size. Joe Nichols' new song is called Size Matters. You want that Super Sized? I dropped another dress size! I've crapped bigger than you. The bigger the better; the more, the merrier. Think big! They want to size you up. Save with the big economy size. Havin' a large time. Big Sky Country, Big Ten, Big Kenny, Little Eva, Little Orphan Annie, Little Richard, Fats Domino. You get the picture. The Big Picture. And thats the long and the short of it. So lets have some links on matters of size.
Brain size matters.
Size matters: Yahoo vs. Google.
The World�s Smallest Countries.
The World�s Smallest Museum is in Arizona.
Cartoon: The Tinest Restaurant in the World.
The famous master of microminiatures, Mykola Syadristy creates art so tiny that you have to see it by enlargements on the internet. In this picture, a hair was drilled lengthwise and polished off inside and outside. A rose branch was inserted inside the hair. The diameter of the flower is 0,05 mm. See more in his gallery.
The biggest joke on the internet.
The world�s longest tongue.
NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.
Super-Sized Meals, a whole website of great big food.
Interview with Morgan Spurlock, the man behind the film Super Size Me.
Denny�s Beer Barrel Pub sells a 6 pound hamburger.
Try the game called Tall or Not. Thanks for reminding me how much shorter I am than everyone else. The only people taller than me are the ones who are dead.
Tall men and short women go together like biscuits and gravy.
You may have received a forward about this �Big Woman�. Snopes has the story. For more info, here�s Heather Haven�s website. (Thanks, Joe!)
Now here's a REAL tall woman!
I don't know what the story is for this picture. I know! Lets make one up!
THE CORRECT SIZE
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
The salesman said, "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
Now that you've read this far down, we are getting to what you really expected to see here: Penis enlargement. I found three humorous articles about it on one page.
THE FOOT MYTH
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isnt there some way to judge the size of a mans equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
I don�t know who constructed this chart, but they are wrong wrong wrong!
Thought for today: Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? -Yoda
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P.S. By the way that size thing reminds me of an old carpenter who used to tell me; "It not how BIG your hammer is, it's how well you can DRIVE a nail that's important!"
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Mine is 9.5 inches.
all my girls are happy wit it.
MK
Muzumil Kheiri
Gleandale, AZ