Geek Sex

Hey, Geeks need some lovin’ too! He may spend all day using some language you don’t speak, running machines you don’t understand, and generally being cerebral, but he’s still a man! Behind those glasses, underneath the ponytail, there’s a guy with a big brain who also thinks with the same organ all men use, whenever they get a chance.

They say that guys who spend too much time on the computer don’t get laid. There are those who will do a trade. And sometimes it pays off.

Sexual Moments in Video Game History. This list doesn’t focus on games designed to be sexual in nature, but only the unintended but amusing moments into which you can easily read something very Fruedian.

Its not always easy to host a live call-in shopping show. Especially when Randy calls in. (Thanks, Dawn!)

Sex Tips for geeks.

Nerd Romance Novels, for the women who love nerds (and there are plenty of us)! (via Neatorama)

Women love nerds as well as geeks, they just find them hard to reach. This blog entry talks about a study showing nerds do just fine, thank you. They will even brag about it, if given half a chance. Here are the reasons nerds are such good lovers.

I also found a dating service for nerds... and its FREE! If you find a match, whether on this site or not, you may want to consult this dating guide for nerds.

Even Craig Newmark of Craigslist says nerds are good in bed.

Dating A Nerd 101.

If all else fails, watch this SNL skit about phone sex for nerds.

The Top 5 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?"

4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."

3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145?  I like 'em dumb and strong!"

2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me."

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...
1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a canis familiaris."

PRODUCTS TO MAKE LIFE EASIER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WAYS A GEEK CAN IMPRESS A DATE

10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.

9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the secret messages about Satan.

8. Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on your Newton MessagePad.

7. Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality escalator.

6. Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads.

5. Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an active-matrix LCD panel.

4. If you're getting serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" system unit keys.

3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help of a French-speaking voice synthesizer.

2. Never type on your date's laptop computer without permission, particularly if the system is on her lap.

AND THE #1 WAY A COMPUTER GUY CAN IMPRESS HIS DATE:
1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would Bill Gates do in a situation like this?

Previously on Miss Cellania: Tech Support,  Computer Trap Shoot, Geeks, and Tech Jokes 2.0.

Thought for today: I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.

Comments

[Skunkfeathers]

Dang...knowd I shoulda paid more attention in Computers 101...

[Monica]

Hey, I'll step right up and say...my ex hubby was/is a computer geek (which is why I NEVER learned this stuff cause when I asked him he would just sigh and take over). Still, he's also the BEST I ever had...hmmmm...maybe I should look for a computer geek? Not a blog geek, a COMPUTER geek. :)

[LisaBinDaCity]

I LOVED the Mensa pick up lines! I didn't understand them but they still seemed funny ;-)

[konagod]

Mensa humor is always appreciated! Thanks for the chukles this morning and the award plug.

xoxo,

[actor212]

Thanks for the nomination, MissC...it's too bad those short-sighted, pedestrian bastards didn't see my brilliance the way you do.

[Jean-Luc Picard]

I'm writing all these tips down!

[Miss Cellania]

Skunkfeathers, they didn't even HAVE Computers 101 when you were in school!

Monica, whats wrong with blogging geeks? There's LOTS more to select from out there.

Lisa B, I'm glad you're so easy to please!

Konagod, xoxo back atcha! And good luck.

Carl, its your humility and tact they overlooked.

Captain Picard, I will be at your party by tomorrow, or tonight USA time.

[deriter]

Still think Miss C ought to be there too!!!Somewhere.

[prydwen]

Me and Mrs Wulfweard met through MENSA, I used the fact that I was the local secretary as the best way to chat up new members.
We must have had the highest accumulative IQ wedding as all the local members were invited......

[Coll]

I think I may be a geek in female clothing. Was also a bit of a nerd in highschool. :-)

[Jacq]

I am not a geek...I am not a geek...I am not a geek

[Hoodlumman]

The YouTube link at the beginning of the post is dead. Can someone fill me in?

[Miss Cellania]

Thanks, Hoodlumman, its fixed now. I can't believe it took this long for someone to let me know! It was fine when I put this post together several days ago.

[Senor]

I have to get one of those mouse skirts, why didn't I think of that?

[THE Michael]

One of these days I'm getting nominated for the best blog about absolutely nothing....hey.....if Seinfeild can get away with it, so can I!

For now, I'm just going to cross my fingers and hope I can get honorable mention at the Cannes Comments Festival.....

Or maybe the most mumblings at Moondance.......

[RockyJay]

I have GOT the get that mousepad (not the one with a skirt).

Gotta have it!

[vioff]

humor is always appreciated! Thanks for the chukles this morning and the award plug.