Breakfast 2

Since my kids learned to cook, I can’t keep eggs in the house. A full bacon, eggs, and toast breakfast was reserved for Saturday mornings when I was doing the cooking, and cereal or muffins sufficed for weekdays. My rule was you had to be dressed for school by 7:30 to get breakfast at all. That's pretty much out the window now, as the girls get up, cook their own breakfast, then get dressed. And we are constantly OUT of EGGS. Two eggs for three of us is a half-dozen, then there’s Gothgrrl’s “experiments”. She is determined to dye an eggshell without using my recipe of hot water, vinegar, and food coloring. At least I got her to hard boil them first! Yesterday, she was using bath fizzies. Yuck.

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

My Cereal Personality Is... Cheerios You were Cheerios, a healthy cereal with almost no sugar. What was your secret? Why were you so good? We don't know, but when Mom made us eat healthy, we came to you, our pal... Cheerios. Find Out Your Cereal! Question 1: What type of cereal did you eat as a kid? Healthy Cereals Sugar Cereals Question 2: Which item best describes your cereal? Honey, Corn, Wheat, or Oat Chocolate Not sure or something else Question 3: When did you eat cereal? Only in the morning Anytime of the day was fine for cereal Question 4: How many bowls of cereal did you eat? Only one per day More than one per day More than one per meal! Question 5: How important is cereal to you now? I don't eat cereal anymore I wish I ate more cereal than I do I still eat cereal quite often

Find out what happens to bacon (and an egg) after two weeks and no refrigeration with Bacon Tomb.

A robot with an artificial sense of smell and taste has decided that people taste like bacon.

I Love Egg, a song. 

You and someone you love can dress up like bacon and eggs! Sounds a bit kinky to me. And then you run the risk of the bartender telling you they don’t serve breakfast. (via J-Walk blog)

Try the quiz Fractured Breakfast. I scored perfectly AFTER I finally figured out how to play.

The Story of Oats. (via Grow-a-Brain)

The difference between engineering and computer science, as illustrated by a toaster.

Don't you just love those bacon machines they have in the ladies room, right beside the sinks? 

(1) Push Button
(2) Release Bacon
(3) Enjoy Bacon

 
A new way to boil an egg, without water! Be still, my beating heart! (via Grow-a-Brain)

How to fry an egg on an XP.

Blog of the Day: Bacon Unwrapped. Both informative and entertaining. Its about bacon.

If you have a hankerin’ for cube-shaped eggs, the Egg Cuber is the gadget for you! (via the Presurfer) I also instructions for molding boiled eggs.

Breakfix, the cereal solution, is an appliance to deliver portion-controlled dry cereal to your bowl, eliminating the need to lift the box and pour!

This house is so hot, they’re cooking eggs on the floor! (via the J-Walk Blog)

Hambush!!

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Christmas Breakfast

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.

After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict."

His order comes a while later and it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"

The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

 

THE POOR EGG

So you think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

You only get laid once!

You only get eaten once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard

2 minutes to get soft

You have to share a box with 11 other guys

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.

Previously on Miss Cellania: Breakfast

Thought for today: He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart.  -C.S. Lewis

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Comments

[Skunkfeathers]

Cereal(s) of choice: multigrain Cheerios or Chex
Other of choice: scrambled eggs ;-)

[Hoodlumman]

My favorite meal...

I could eat breakfast for all three meals.

[Mike Ashley]

<i>There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise</i> - groaqn - how awful -

I love it! LOL!

Definitely feels like a Christmas Carol parody is stirring in the skillet that is my brain.

[Moon]

Bacon and Sausage are frying in a pan.
Sausage says "Wow! Sure is hot in here"
Bacon says "Wow! A talking sausage!"

[Jacq]

I did the quiz and I am Honey Smacks. The one with the Frog. YAY!

[RockyJay]

The egg cuber???

Wow, now I've seen everything.

[actor212]

HONEYCOMB?!?!?!?!?

I never ate a frikkin' box of that shit in MY LIFE!

I ate Product 19 until I was an adult, then Cheerios and now oatmeal!

[Wendell]

Speaking of robots and bacon:
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1624

And don't forget the morning coffee...
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1589

"Literacy! It's what's for breakfast."
http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=269

[Senor]

Wow, that cereal thing nailed me, they're great.

[ed]

My cereal personality was Frosted Flakes. I'm rather old now, but I fondly remember being at the beach (Nags Head) when I was about five or six and eating from a box of very flavorful Frosted Flakes. That's one of my fondest memories from childhood, and one of the happiest.