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Tuesday
Oct102006

Nostalgia

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text

One thing about getting old is that there are so many more young whippersnappers around to make you feel even older. I recently found out that email is passe! Email is not even old! Yeah, back in MY day, we had to pick up a phone when we wanted to talk to someone. And we had to twirl our fingers around a rotary dial, which our parents told us was newfangled. And we walked to school, because our parents had no idea the world was full of predators (which it was, even then). We went to different stores for groceries, clothing, and hardware, believe it or not, and we  LIKED IT!

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OK, now I’ll get off my soapbox and take a good look back at the good and not-so-good old days. You kids pay attention.

Vintage Bus is a site about the split-window Volkswagen Microbusses from 1949-1967. Hey! I learned to drive on one of those! (via the Presurfer)

Where’s the sitcom door? If you know your sitcoms, you should do well on this quiz.

The Bad Fads Museum is a site about fads that, in retrospect, were pretty awful. I’m talking about platform shoes, CB radios, waterbeds, and the Limbo.  (Thanks, Mike!)

The Baby Boomer Death Counter Clock. (Thanks, Ed!)

Vintage ads from the earlier part of the 20th century. Some are creepy; most are politically incorrect.

There’s a nostalgia craze in Britain, too, causing companies to bring back old familiar brands.

Check out these drug ads from the 50s and earlier!

Kids of the Baby Boom.

The Pinky Show explains the Vietnam War. This is a longish movie, and big file, but well worth it for anyone who wasn’t around back then, or anyone who hasn’t read the Pentagon Papers. (via Grow-A-Brain)

Gen-Exers will want to catch up, and keep up with, Jellio’s Where Are They Now? series.

Back in the 70s, what we call music videos were known as “promotional films” or “production numbers”. Some of them were pretty bad. Like this one.

The Top Ten Most embarassing fashion trends of the past 25 years. This makes me happy that my fashion sense was stunted over 25 years ago.

Take me back to the sixties!

Technology then and now shows how our favorite gadgets tend to become smaller and sleeker. 

Toy ads fromthe 70s. How many do YOU remember?

Vintage Robot Porn will take you back to the days of those classic movie and TV robots we all loved.

I never much thought I’d have any luck with a Rubik’s Cube, but it drove some people nuts. Still does!

Classic arcade games you can play online, like Tetris, Pacman, Asteroids,and more!

In the Seventies is a nostalgia site taking you back with pages on seventies food, music, movies, fashions, and world events.  There’s also In the Eighties and In the Nineties for you young folks.

1974.jpg Do you remember when...?

All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

It took five minutes for the TV warm up?

Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?

Nobody owned a purebred dog?

When a quarter was a decent allowance?

You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?

Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?

All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels?

You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?

Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?

It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents?

They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . .and they did?

When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady? No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?

Lying on your back in the grass with your friends and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a .."and playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game?seedick.jpg

Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?

And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace, and share it with the children of today?

When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited the student at home? Basically we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was greater than the threat.

Send this on to someone who can still remember Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, Laurel and Hardy, Howdy Dowdy and the Peanut Gallery, the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows, Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk.

As well as summers filled with bike rides, baseball games, Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the pool, and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar. Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"?

I am sharing this with you today because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on. To remember what a double dog dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care.

How many of these do you remember?

MCeightball.png Candy cigarettes.
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles.
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes.
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum.
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers. Newsreels before the movie.
P.F. Fliers.
Telephone numbers with a word prefix....(Raymond 4-601).
Party lines.
Peashooters.
Howdy Dowdy.
45 RPM records.
Green Stamps.
Hi-Fi's.
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Mimeograph paper.
Beanie and Cecil.
Roller-skate keys.
Cork pop guns.
Drive ins.
Studebakers.
Washtub wringers.
The Fuller Brush Man.
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders.
Tinkertoys.
Erector Sets.
The Fort Apache Play Set.
Lincoln Logs.
15 cent McDonald hamburgers.
5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that awful pink slab of bubble gum.
Penny candy.
35 cent a gallon gasoline.
Jiffy Pop popcorn.

nostalhippies.jpg Do you remember a time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"? Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do Over!"? "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest? Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening? It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"? Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot? A foot of snow was a dream come true?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures? "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense? Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team? War was a card game? Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle? Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin? Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

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Previously on Miss Cellania: Generation X

Thought for today: Nostalgia is defined as the good old days multiplied by a bad memory.

YOUR TURN! What do you remember from your childhood that your children cannot? Tell me about it in the comments.

PS I submitted this blog to 25peeps.com about a month ago, and I’ve finally made the grid. This is another of those blog popularity contests, so do me a favor and go over there and click on my picture. I'm the blonde with glasses. You can also submit your own blog, but don’t let that keep you from voting for me, because mine will be gone by the time yours comes up.

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Reader Comments (25)

I can't believe there are no comments for this post. Obviously, a lot of time, thought went into the effort. And I enjoyed every single word. Frankly, it was the best thing I have read all day.

And at 46 I remember watching Walter Cronkite list the daily death toll each night, double dutch, pixie stix, the Partridge Family, Carol Burrnet and the first moon landing.
Among many other things.
10.06.06 @ 09:13PM | Unregistered Commenteronetallmomma
Well, at 63 I really remember living most of those things. I recently got a bit of a surprise when I bought a DVD of "The Best of Rowan & Martin's Laugh In" shows and showed one to my 32 year old son & his a little younger wife. They didn't see the humor that I did and I realized it was because they hadn't experienced the things that were refered to in the show. To me they were funny but I knew the connection. My kids didn't so it just went over their heads. Oh well, I sure enjoy that DVD!
10.10.06 @ 02:00AM | Unregistered CommenterDick
I forgot that I wanted to ask if that photo of that cute teenager is our Miss Cellania a few years ago? If so you were almost as cute back then as you are now!
10.10.06 @ 02:18AM | Unregistered CommenterDick
Thank you, Dick. Yep, thats me, the little hippie.
10.10.06 @ 05:37AM | Registered CommenterMiss Cellania
Having "landed" a few scant months ahead of Sputnik orbiting (let the Gen-Exers do the math on that 'un), I know of and/or recall much of the list. And I agree with the two prior posters: a bit surprised at the lack of comments (perhaps they just ain't woke up yet), and agree that your then pictures goes a long way to 'splaining the you now ;-)
10.10.06 @ 05:44AM | Unregistered CommenterSkunkfeathers
I remember black and white tv that had a test pattern from 11 PM to 7 AM. On some channels (there were only two or three) it looked like a bullseye, aon others it looked like an Indian Chief.

Speaking of Chief, we did our first grade writing on a Big Chief tablet.

There were no razor blades or poisons in trick or treat candy, and your parents trusted you to walk all over your neighborhood alone to collect goodies. Old women gave out waxed paper wrapped homemade popcorn balls that were brightly colored with enough food dye to leave you purple until Thanksgiving after eating one.

The T G & Y dime store sold cinnamon soaked toothpicks - a dozen in a pack for a nickel.

But nobody made me laugh like Miss Cellania! Thank you again for making my day! Is that you sitting next to the stone post?
10.10.06 @ 08:17AM | Unregistered CommenterMarti
Duh on me, I missed where you said yes, it's you.
10.10.06 @ 08:19AM | Unregistered CommenterMarti
Loved the list, although it makes me feel like a 'freakin dinosaur. A few more things that are no more... Home bread delivery, phones with dials, party lines (no, not THOSE kinds), cars with side vents, gas stations giving gifts w/ purchase, businesses working the word "atomic" into their name or logo to signify the emergence of the nuclear age, and FIZZIES all come to mind!
10.10.06 @ 08:30AM | Unregistered CommenterJohn
I have to go back and read this one through better later today when I have more time. I'm bugged at my sidebar...OK, I"m just basically lazy, I guess, cause it's not showing people updating this week. Geez.

So that's my excuse for not popping in sooner. But I am enjoying this post. :)
10.10.06 @ 08:33AM | Unregistered CommenterMonica
That brought back some memories! Thanks for all that hard work posting it. Don't think you missed a thing. Trippy Text sure got me awake this morning.
10.10.06 @ 08:53AM | Unregistered Commenterjanet
I remember being fascinated by the space program, and the TV coverage was heavy. Kids today, I suspect, think little of it. When I was a child, going to the moon was the most marvelous thing. Today, it seems like we are doing nothing but perpetually building and fixing a space station with no clear mission.

I was eight years old when my dad woke me up about midnight and kept me awake to see Neil Armstrong walk on the moon. That was big! I think with 24 hour news, EVERY little thing is big, and nothing grabs our imagination anymore. I miss the excitement of manned space exploration.

Oh, by the way, thanks for triggering my epileptic fit with that headline this morning.
10.10.06 @ 09:36AM | Unregistered CommenterBrother Bill
I know what you mean about the space program. My kids still suspect that I'm pulling their chain about a man walking on the moon.
10.10.06 @ 09:46AM | Registered CommenterMiss Cellania
god, you are making me feel old.....
great post, though
10.10.06 @ 09:54AM | Unregistered Commentertrainwreck
What's wrong with email?

And I'm going to kick in those godawful wax candy soda bottles with the sticky syrup, and the fact you could eat the bottle when you drank it down.
10.10.06 @ 10:52AM | Unregistered Commenteractor212
Jellio had a link about how young folks think email is for old fogeys because THEY use text messaging and IM. I can't find the link now!

And I remember those wax syrup bottles. I loved them as a kid, but now.. EWW! Remember the Halloween wax harmonicas?
10.10.06 @ 11:08AM | Registered CommenterMiss Cellania
I must be old ... I remember all of the things on that list. I don't however, remember some of those vintage ads ... and I guarantee that I will NEVER look at Lysol the same way again!

How about "Ollie, Ollie, Oxen Free!"

Anybody else remember that one?
10.10.06 @ 11:34AM | Unregistered CommenterPenny
Hey, I miss those rotary phones! They're the best!
10.10.06 @ 12:20PM | Unregistered CommenterJoey
How about 25 cent comic books - three to a bag- that didn't require parental guidance?

BTW- they still make Jiffy Pop.

I wish I was at that party in the picture... looks like fun!
10.10.06 @ 01:22PM | Unregistered CommenterJoe the Troll
Must be something in the air. I too posted about the good old days when kids played outside all day and used their imagination.

I remember a bunch of the things you mentioned. Remember the little bell that would ring when a car drove up to a gas station?
10.10.06 @ 03:48PM | Unregistered Commenterpissed off patricia
OMG....I was BLINDED by your new flashing header. I'll read more after my OLD eyes recover!!!!
10.10.06 @ 04:31PM | Unregistered Commenterjules
Okay, the 50's ads? The methadone massengil? I'll never look at douche the same way again!
10.10.06 @ 04:40PM | Unregistered Commenterjules
Here from peeps25 and say hello from Norway. I'm glad I did because you really have a great and very readable blog.
I loved this nostalgic post too which brought me down the memory lane and back to the good old days. Thanks for sharing!
What I remember whis my children don't: How about black and white TV? Norway started collor TV sendings in the beginning of the 70s you know:-)
10.10.06 @ 04:48PM | Unregistered CommenterRennyBA
I remember learning to read with the Dick and Jane books, c.1952.

I like hippies. I was something of a hippie myself. But all hippies do grow up, right? I guess so. But can a hippie ever really stop being a hippie?

There's a lot in this post to which I can relate, of course. I remember when cigarettes were 18 cents per pack, then twenty-five in a machine. Gas was about a quarter a gallon, etc, etc, etc.

Sometimes I give driving directions based on what used to be there (Turn right there where the old Arlen's building used to be.) Raleigh has really grown in recent years. I remember it from the 50s when it was a nice, quiet southern city, >100,000, and when all the movie theaters were downtown, not the multiplexes in the suburbs.

When we moved into our new house in 1954, we were on a dirt road. That road was paved not long after that, and that house doesn't seem so far from downtown anymore.
10.10.06 @ 09:58PM | Unregistered CommenterEd Bremson
You're doing well on 25 peeps, but are being beat by a pair of butt cheeks!
10.12.06 @ 01:31AM | Unregistered CommenterSaskboy
Just discovered your site through Neatorama - I was always a late bloomer. Yes, I remember all those things - nice post.

One thing I always use as an example is a toaster. Remember when they they were all metal and lasted for many years? And then if it broke, you could have it repaired, and it would last many more years, and still look good?

I remember in the '60's when the term "planned obsolescence" was coined. These days, this is the norm. Everything is made of plastic that is planned to break, and you need to buy a new one. Sit in a new car and count the number of metal parts - you can use your fingers for the count.
10.12.06 @ 07:32AM | Unregistered Commenterchiaroscuro

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