October 1 Links
Sunday, 10.01.06 @ 12:09AM 
My week was taken up with a broken car, broken eyeglasses, and a leaky roof. The car made three trips to the Ford dealer. Wednesday (yes, my birthday), I waited 2.5 hours to find out what’s wrong, but they didn’t have the neccessary parts to fix it. Thursday, I returned for an hour, which is how long it took them to find out the parts did NOT come in. So I was there again Friday, for about 90 minutes in which they FIXED it! It WAS Friday, after all. The glasses belonged to Princess, who stepped on them. It took the optician about five minutes to find the exact frames and install the glass, and only charged me a tiny fee. W00t! The roof stopped leaking, but only because the rain stopped for a couple days.
The Fifth Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon is open and will run through October 7th. You can see the fro
ntage of bloggers who’ve submitted photos of their boobies, mine included. There is a public section for covered boobs, and a special section of bare breasts you can only access if you are of age and donate at least $50, which will go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation and other charities. So dig in your pocket and make a donation, because breast cancer research may someday save the breasts, and the life, of your mother, wife, sister, daughter, or friend. Or maybe your own life. Blogger Katie Schwartz got an interview with the founders of the Boobie-thon. Go by and find out how all this got started, and where its going.
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The Top Secret Drum Corps. This is so cool! (via Ursi’s blog)
The Icelander Phallological Museum contains a collection of over one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. (via Scribal Terror)
Gwen has been billed as “the Chinese Samorost”. Give it a try, and let me know how you like it.
What kind of bet do you suppose this guy lost? (Thanks, Bill!)
Send someone a “Nudger” to let them know how you feel about their lazines, bad habits, or just to give them a laugh. Here’s an example I threw together. With more internet goodness here. (via Ursi’s blog)
I don’t remember how I found Critique My Blog, but I submitted and got a glowing review. I don’t think Billy Mac has ever read a blog he didn’t like, so you might want to go over and submit your blog, or read about some others you might be interested in.
Granny fight! Notice they never leave their comfortable seated positions. (via Arbroath)
Priceless headline of the week: Fire extinguishing tool no longer available due to a fire at the factory.
The game Sticks is a lot more fun than it looks on the surface. I’m still working on it! (via b3ta)
Meet (or meat) PWEETA, People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals. (Thanks, Bill!)
My PerfectPost Award for September goes to Carl and guest writer Mike McGinn at Simply Left Behind for the 9/11 tribute to New York firefighter Billy McGinn, who died a hero at the World Trade Center. I read dozens of tributes (still working on them), but this one made me cry more than any other. You can see more Perfect Post Awards for September at Petroville and Suburban Turmoil. You can also sign up to give out your own Perfect Post Award for next month!
THE PARROT
Laura Bush bought Dubya a parrot for George's birthday. She told Dick Cheney, "This bird is so smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words."
"Wow, that's impressive!" Cheney says. "But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replies. "Neither does the parrot."
Here’s a band I might pay to see. (via Arbroath)
After they are used to advertise exhibits, museum street banners go on sale to the public through Better Wall. A part of the proceeds go back to the museum! (via Neatorama)
The 10 Most Influential Online Flash Shorts. (via Sarcasmo’s Corner)
Ten Foods you should Never Eat. (via the Presurfer)
A stage show that will make you laugh, even if you aren't drinking. (via From the Alamo City)
Bossaball is a new extreme sport that seems like a lot of fun to watch, and even more fun to play! Its a mix of volleyball, soccer, and gymnastics with a “field” made of inflatables and trampolines. See bossaball in action! (Thanks, Pedro!)
The Top Ten College Pranks of All Time.
Terry’s got a live, truck mounted webcam on his big rig. He’s working on getting a GPS hooked to his website, so you can know exactly where he’s going.
Those Afghans know how to have some fun! Afghan Fart Music.
A University of Florida professor was so high during a lecture that he was later fired. This condensed version of the video has only the best parts.
SERGEANTS
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper.
"We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's privates," says Jasper.
"Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
Now that I officially have the Groucho glasses as a logo, I'm going to have some fun with it. I got
half a dozen of them the other day, and I plan to photograph anyone who is willing to pose in them. You can participate, too! If you have a set, send me a picture of yourself or whoever wearing them. If you don't have a set, October is the perfect time to find them with the Halloween costume accessories. If you stillcan't find them, go to Fake Crap, where they are cheap. If I get enough pictures, I'll start an image gallery.
Thought for today: I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Reader Comments (3)
I know you're writing stuff about me. I can only comment on the pictures since they are big enough for me to see. I have the same mask that your daughters have.